UBIQUITOUS GAZE (She’s Got Ubiquitous Thighs!!!)
Enter the Pious Pioneer,
Venturing into Venerable Service,
I was a Devout friend and Disciple,
With nothing in the world to fear,
But, then I saw something that made me nervous:
I was living on a Prayer,
Holding on to the Holy Book,
Trying my Noble best not to Gawk and Stare,
But it’s just no use to Avert your Eyes,
The Golden Bronze Glow follows everywhere I Go,
Enchanted and hypnotized – I had to steal another Look,
Lord, have Mercy!!! She’s got Ubiquitous Thighs!!!!!
Ohhh, She’s got Legs,
They keep on following me,
No matter how I try to keep my distance,
They keep Testing my Resistance,
Her Long Stalking Legs just won’t let me be!!!
Behold, the Reverential Pilgrim,
Regarding the Righteous Days,
Always steadfast and ready,
Sure and confident that I could never be Fazed,
But then came the Dame in that Sun Dress,
And I stood Dumbstruck and ever Amazed;
I was living on a Prayer,
Holding on to the Holy Book,
Trying my level best not to Gawk and Stare,
But it’s just no use to Avert your Eyes,
That Golden bronze Glow follows everywhere you Go,
Enchanted and hypnotized – you’ll soon steal another Look,
Lord have Mercy!!! ….Look Out!!! ……She’s got Ubiquitous Thighs!!!!
Ever been in Church or somewhere “sacred” and a lady wearing an accentuating wardrobe catches your eye and you struggle to keep your focus where it should be? Seems to be a cross section that most of us have stumbled into a time or two. Lord have mercy!!! Thankfully, He always does. = 7
Left Lobe Lovers (Sensual Intelligence)
To the Heart – it’s Logical,
Not overly Thoughtful,
But we like to Pump up the Atrial Analytics,
Ignoring selfish Intuition,
She is the Object of my Objective Affections;
This creation of our Cranial confections,
We defer to our Biology,
Defying modern conventions of Psycho – Psychology,
Other folks can keep the shrink,
She keeps blowing me kisses,
Giving me that crooked smile and a wink;
Living life to the Foolest,
Others think we’re out of our Right Freakin’ Minds,
We sojourn without fear,
A fantastic voyage with Unimaginable finds,
Faith, Hope, and Love transcend to a higher Hemisphere,
There’s Even Flow through the open valves,
Traveling up a Vertebral vase carrying long Stem roses,
Passing through the Unbroken Circle,
She consents as this Cerebral Cupid proposes;
Getting lost on the Matrimonial Road Trip,
We never forget to consult the Map,
Occasionally, she may insist that I stop and ask for Directions,
And I gladly oblige her,
As long as she’s willing to let me give her …….another Spinal Tap!!!
The ‘SALMON’ Robin
He can Shine On like a Crazy Diamond,
He’s got a Great Gig in the Sky,
You can call him Any Color You Like,
….. Just don’t call him Pink,
And, here is the reason why:
Back in the days of his Young Lust,
When he was still just Learning to Fly,
The other birds of the Near Passerine
Would taunt and tease and were downright mean,
Usually making fun of his Rosy complexion,
While Mother Victoria seldom gave sympathy,
Or much in the way of affirming affection;
Over Time Floyd learned to fight,
Just by looking at him – it’s rather hard to tell,
But if you make the irremissible mistake,
He will show you just how fierce he has become,
And you, my friend, would be wise ……. to RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!
What’s That Sound???!!!!
I hear the Sound of Echoing Thunder,
I hear the Sound of an Abundance of Rain,
I hear the Sound of Rapid Rivers Running;
Look to the Skies,
Discern the Times,
On bended knee – ear to the ground,
Someone’s Coming!
What’s that Sound??
The Word of God is Coming Down!!!
I hear the Sound of Angel’s Wings,
I hear the Sound of a Hurricane Rush Wind,
I hear the Sound of Cedar’s Breaking,
Look to the Skies,
Discern the Times,
On bended knee – ear to the ground,
Someone’s Coming!
What’s that Sound??
The Word of God is Coming Down!!!
I hear the Sound of Writing Etched upon the Wall,
I hear the Sound of a Trumpet Blast,
I hear the Sound of the Foundations Quaking,
Look to the Skies,
Discern the Times,
On bended knee – ear to the ground,
Someone’s Coming!
What’s that Sound??
The Word of God is Coming Down!!!
I hear the Sound of Blazing Fire up on the Mountain,
I hear the Sound of a Still Small Voice,
I hear the Sound of Footsteps in the Garden;
Look to the Skies,
Discern the Times.
On bended knee – ear to the ground,
Someone’s Coming!
What’s that Sound???!!!!
The Word of God is Coming Down!!! …Coming Down!!!! …..Coming Down!!!!!!
GO FIGURE!!! (An Explanation of our Radical Equation)
She’s a Ten,
Borderline Eleven,
Top of the Scale,
First sight – I fell for her Bell Curves,
And started chasing after her Asymptotic Tail;
I’m a Zero,
Nil and void of vital consequence,
Far from the Greatest Common Factor,
Considered an unlikely hero,
Lacking in Worth and Confidence,
My best advantage – I had Nothing left to Lose;
She had Several Sequential Suitors,
All determined Digital pursuers,
Eager and ready to try,
But their Long Division couldn’t Produce or Multiply,
Her Algorithm passed all their Numbers right on by,
Till it was time for her to choose;
Miracle of God and sweet Geometry – she chose me
And, here’s the Theorem why:
I used my Right Angle,
Not overly Acute, not too Wide,
Avoiding the Compensation method,
I never tried to dominate her Denominator,
We found our Positive Position,
Summed up Side by Side,
100% Complete in Mathematical Matrimony,
Always ready, willing, and able to find a Simple Solution
…….. through Selfless Addition.
MARSH ATTACKS! (Malachite Kingfisher)
Aviary Alien Invasion,
Close Encounters of the Bird Kind,
Marsh Attacks!!!
Beak and Talons come suddenly,
Perch on Reeds waiting for the Find,
Ready to descend on unsuspecting Snacks,
Naïve Minnows and Gullible Guppies,
Skeptical Sardines venturing for a Wish,
Precise and piercing is the Probe,
When this Extraterrestrial decides to ….. GO FISH!!!
The Manic Minstrel 