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FRACTION

Most everyone wants a Savior, a merciful Numerator,

Readily accepting 100 percent of God’s Grace;

But when it comes to submitting to the Lord,

Reading and heeding His Holy Word,

Very few are willing to wield the Shield,

Along with the weight of that Sword,

– A double-edged blade, the Truth cuts to the quick, heart and marrow;

So, there only remains one question:

What is your Fraction?

For the complete restoration of the Soul,

The Denominator must be 100 percent to make us whole,

Marking a return to the Old Math,

Giving us a simple reminder that the Path is never easy and always narrow.


Why it would Behoove you to use the Hooterville AcCOWntant…..


GO FIGURE!!! (An Explanation of our Radical Equation)

She’s a Ten,

Borderline Eleven,

Top of the Scale,

First sight – I fell for her Bell Curves,

And started chasing after her Asymptotic Tail;

I’m a Zero,

Nil and void of vital consequence,

Far from the Greatest Common Factor,

Considered an unlikely hero,

Lacking in Worth and Confidence,

My best advantage – I had Nothing left to Lose;

She had Several Sequential Suitors,

All determined Digital pursuers,

Eager and ready to try,

But their Long Division couldn’t Produce or Multiply,

Her Algorithm passed all their Numbers right on by,

Till it was time for her to choose;

Miracle of God and sweet Geometry – she chose me

And, here’s the Theorem why:

I used my Right Angle,

Not overly Acute, not too Wide,

Avoiding the Compensation method,

I never tried to dominate her Denominator,

We found our Positive Position,

Summed up Side by Side,

100% Complete in Mathematical Matrimony,

Always ready, willing, and able to find a Simple Solution

…….. through Selfless Addition.


ZEROS (Flying Aces Learn Some Higher Math)

ZERO

Zeros, the Jukebox Heroes
Playing AC/DC
Doing deeds and Long Division dirt cheap,
Ring those bells
Riding a Riff that never Fails,
Trigonomic Therapy with Infectious Grooves,
Write the Problem out
To see what the Theorem proves;
Diving through the Deep Purple haze
Subtle as a Hush,
X – YYZ, a fantastic Addition
Rendering our favorite rendition in a Rush;
Casting aside self destructive Tendencies,
Calculating without Technological Dependencies,
There’s no Suicide Solution
To this “paltry Geometric dilemma”,
Its easy enough
To find The Root of All Evil,
666 – The Number of the Beast:
Its a Common Denominator that is always Least;
Instead, we choose to be Aces flying High,
Breaking the Bilateral Plane,
Holding onto the Prime Number – Seven,
Always ascend at the Right Angle
and know that every Zero that follows His Lead
Will make the Grade and get into Heaven.


THE RULER

All are Mathematicians

Numerical nomads

Searching for answers and solutions

To give point and purpose

In their time and missions

“What is its length, width, height, and depth?”

All are Protracted Protagonists

Rationing reason in limited revolutions

Measuring meaning and angles by degrees

Drawing sketchy lines

We hope to erase before anyone sees

Our mistakes etched on the surface.

All are Geometric subjects

Theorems and postulates in the algorithm of life

Going in circles and running astray

Serving unsound doctrine and chaotic constitutions.

But the way to the Kingdom

Is straight and cooler

And no matter how wise or steady

A calculator may be,

….No one can enter

Without THE RULER!

ruler


Our ADD-Venture (Amanda)

Alpha made me the man;
and Omega goodness – you’re my woman,
and the Sum
is a Natural Equation:
chromosomes Divide
Borrowing from either Side
and the Results
are Love Multiplied.

I am happy to Find
that my Simple Interest
in your Prime Numbers
is Reciprocal.
Our Quotient
is very potent;
and the Algorythm
is oh-so-fun!
The Means are always Positive,
and when all our Arithmetic
has been said and done:
you are the Greatest Common Factor
in my life;
growing our Tree;
Adding the Digits:
One, Two, and Three.

Its not always Rational,
but amazingly Radical;
my sweet, beautiful Wife:
I love the Add-venture
of you and me.